Top Five Cheap Oven Jokes and Oven Stories from South London


It comes round to that time of year again when we are planning that all important Christmas dinner and here at Budget Appliances South London we welcome our customers whether they are looking for a cheap oven or a top of the range cooker.


This year we have been asking customers to share their best oven jokes and stories. We have rounded up a top customer comment from five of our South London districts

Oven Chips to the Rescue

The first year in my house we offered to cook Christmas lunch for the family. My husband had been banned from messing with anything in the kitchen. About 12pm Christmas eve I heard noises in the kitchen and went to investigate, only to find my husband peering into the oven with a look of terror on his face. He stood up and very quietly said he had been hungry so wanted to cook some oven chips (which he was certain weren’t for Christmas dinner) but he had tried and the oven wasn’t working. After I screamed, cried and had a melt down we rushed out and bought a new oven just in time to avoid ruining Christmas. My husband ate the half cooked chips in the car and claims he saved Christmas even 15 years later.

Louise, Beckenham

Louise ensures us that she came straight to us and our oven is still going strong. We are also open on Christmas eve this year.


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My wife burned 8,000 calories yesterday…


because she left the brownies in the oven too long!

Mark, Bromley, 

One very brave man!


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Ovens Make the Perfect Hiding Place

When our son was three he loved to play hide and seek, one day we searched everywhere and couldn’t find him. In the end we were calling and calling and just couldn’t find him. After 30 minutes of sheer panic we hear a banging from the kitchen and witness Jules climbing out of the oven, a huge grin on his face as he announces he wins and he only got out because he wanted lunch and we might need the oven.

Nicola, Croydon, 

Our ovens cater for all family sizes although we don’t recommend it as a hiding place


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When I opened my oven door a big rat ran out.

I tried to shoot him but he was out of my range.

James, Greenwich, 

We loved this joke and can be proud to say that we offer cheap ovens so a price for everyone’s range - buh dum cha 

Oven Cake Goes with a Bang

The first time my twin and I were left at home alone we decided to make a cake to surprise our Mum. It was one of those box cakes where you just add water so we couldn’t see anything going wrong.

We mixed the ingredients, popped it in the oven and left it to cook. However my brother thought I set a timer and I thought he did so who knows how long passed until we heard a massive explosion and crash. Not thinking about the cake we were terrified and both hid under the bed fearing the worst.

After what felt like hours later our Mum came home and screamed downstairs - we very bravely went down to save our Mum worried that an intruder had got her only to find that the kitchen was filled with smoke and the oven glass had shattered.

I am 35 now and my Mum still doesnt want me using her oven.

Clair and Joe, Kingston

Well don’t worry twins or Mum we can help with an oven for all three of you from the cheap budget range right up to the very best.


Here at Budget Appliances we have an oven for every occasion and every budget. You can shop online for our cheap oven deals or visit us in store to browse our range and maybe even see if your 3 yr old fits inside. We would like to thank all our customers for sharing their jokes and stories.


From us all here at Budget Appliances in South London we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year